... it's hard to sneak them past one's wife. What with the solder fumes and all, not to mention the staining of the wood base, and all the wires and tools lying about.
See, I can't convince my wife that a Seduction is a necessary first step to SEX. She allowed me to have SEX, but no Seduction. That's just backwards, I say.
Just wait till I tell her some Foreplay is also needed...
