Ok, now you have forced my hand. I had a Ford truck that I was using to haul a few boulders(one at a time). When I unloaded the first one, I forgot that the tailgate would in no way hold the weight. Too late, off came the giant rock, and the gate suffered a slight bend(ebay description). Since I was going to trash it anyway, I took it out into a field and shot 4 .45 slugs through it. Then i drove back to town. I took my sweet time building a new gate, and in the meantime, people were weirded out! Best idea I ever had...