Okay, update time.
I removed the large circuit board and replaced it with the two 3kΩ resistors which were originally installed. I didn’t feel the need to remove the small circuit board, as it was never exposed to the plumbing flux.
Moments later, I made a horrifying discovery. the long black wire connecting 12L to the headphone jack WAS NOT SOLDERED at 12L. This had gone unnoticed for an entire year when I was using the standalone Crack, as I suppose the loose attachment was still supporting continuity. During the Speedball upgrade, I must’ve knocked it loose such that — as I’ve just noticed — there is no continuity between terminals 12 and (for example) 3. This is quite possibly what's been causing the sparking issue this entire time (whereas previously that plumbing solder had been the primary suspect). Needless to say, I soldered it. Also, the 270KΩ resistor (supposed to be attached to terminals 12 and 13) didn't look soldered to 12L either. Needless to say, I soldered that too.
After this, I conducted resistance measurements as specified by the standalone Crack manual:
1 - Open Line
2 - Open Line
3 - 0.09Ω
4 - Open Line
5 - Open Line
6 - 2.45kΩ
7 - Open Line
8 - 1.1Ω
9 - Open Line
10 - 2.45kΩ
12 - 1.0Ω
13 - Open Line
14 - 1.0Ω
20 - 0.09Ω
22 - 1.6Ω
B3 - Open Line (1.3 megaΩ)
B6 - Open Line (1.2 megaΩ)
Center pins of RCA jacks - ~98kΩ
Obviously, the majority of the measurements above are not as the standalone Crack manual says they should be. Do note that at this point the small Speedball circuit board is still installed. Is that what’s throwing off the resistance measurements, or are the funky measurements indicative of component damage? If so, I really really hope it’s not my transformer.
Thank you so much for your help,
Jordan Bouret