I swapped the tubes, and the unlit LED followed the tube. The voltage on terminal 2 then was in the range it's supposed to be. I don't know if the information about that LED is useful for diagnosing anything, or if the LEDs are just there to add a bit of resistance and help discharge capacitors for safety (and let you know there's voltage pumping through the thing).
Two things I noticed after the swap:
1. as I said, the LED that was not lighting going from the center of socket A to A3 lit up after swapping the tubes. The LED going from the center of socket B to B3 ceased lighting up. Bad tube?
2. on a cold start, it takes upwards of two minutes for the tube in socket-A to start glowing, but it eventually does, then the LEDs come on, and the voltage reads 75V like it should. This "taking forever to heat" behavior does not follow the tube - it happens on socket-A with either tube.
Sounds like there may be multiple issues?