Wow, okay. So while I was testing it actually flickered the LED a bit. I noticed that the untrimmed lead was, in fact, dangerously close to the center pin. I clipped it, turned it back on, and VOILA, it lit up. I totally thought I fried the LED while soldering.
It's now playing as we speak. I CAN NOT BELIEVE how quiet and mellow it is. My girlfriend hasn't even asked me to turn the music down yet.
Thanks for the help!!!