Thanks Jamie.
"Gravity mounted" - I like that. Makes me feel like I'm being all science-y.
Intrigued stranger: How are those crossovers mounted?
Me: They're gravity mounted.
IS: "Gravity mounted"!? Isn't that just a fancy way of saying you were too lazy to fix them to the speaker?
Me: Why no. In fact, we tested our approach both theoretically and experimentally.
First, we considered what "in theory" should keep the crossovers from accelerating out of the cabinet using Newton's three laws of motion. You will
be familiar with the first of those: an object at rest or in motion will stay at rest or in motion unless acted upon by a contrary force. The other two
provide: Vector sum of F = ma , and FsubAB = −FsubBA
Based on these merely theoretical equations we determined that the only value of F (force) that yields a = 0, is 0, unless of course you know
of a way of reducing the mass of an object to zero -- which is fanciful. Thus, theory predicts that if you don't want your crossover accelerating out
of your cabinet, don't apply force to it. Absent such a force, it will stay put.
Second, we conducted empirical testing. Why? Because, as any good designer will tell you (e.g., Paul Joppa), a theory is only as good as the
soundness of its assumptions. So we beat the hell out of the thing. And sure as shit, Newton was right: no force is definitely the way to go.
So, yes, "gravity mounted". Please don't bump the speakers.