So I tested the 22.1K resistors and when that also read 5K I figured my multimeter was either old and broken or I didn't know how to use it. So I ran out and bought a new one that's easier to use and now I'm getting all the correct readings. 2.6K for 7, 9, B3, B6, and 105K for the RCA center pins. I also rewired the wire to B4 correctly, guess I didn't know that wire routing was that important.
Thanks for suggesting the quick sanity check! Now on to the voltage tests...